Sorry. But if I'd spelled it "YOU IDOITS" it would've been a worthy post, I think. --- merged: Feb 23, 2011 6:23 PM --- Wait until he isn't on. Give yourself 12-20 TNT. Just place it liberally around the interior area of his castle and blow the hell out of it. When he gets on, say you were running away from a bunch of creepers, and you knew there was a tunnel around there that you could run into - but he'd backfilled it, so you ran into a wall and the creepers blew up all around you. Tell him that when you tried to go get your stuff back, there were a few un-detonated straggler creepers who killed you AGAIN. (When he shows signs of strained credibility, remind him that similar mobs do spawn in packs of up to ten and invite him to look at the Minecraft wiki.) Say that since he backfills all his tunnels like an arse, and it caused you to repeatedly die, you feel he ought to pay you back the diamond pickax and sword that you lost in the creeper attack on his castle. That way you can blow up his building and he'll pay you for it. NOTA BENE: On the upside, TNT and creeper blasts are completely symmetrical, provided they are embedded in a solid area of uniform density, such as in the center of a large cube of cobblestone. That ought to cheer him up.