Ironic Messages!

Hi! Before we start read this sentence: I do not know if I posted this thread in the right section, so if I made a mistake, pls move it to the right section!

I'm pretty sure that some of you like to make people laugh, so I came up with 2 ironic messages that can help!

Code:java

public void ironicMessage(Player p){
//Rex the dog
p.sendMessage("Getting Rex the dog...");
p.sendMessage("Feeding him...");
p.sendMessage("Reassuring him...");
p.sendMessage("Sending Rex the dog...");
p.sendMessage("Ouch...");
p.sendMessage("Sending new Luke the dog...");
p.sendMessage("Plugin Enabled!");
}

I do not own any credits of the above! Since I found it in a developement thread section!

Code:java

public void ironicMessage(Player p){
//Creeper Searcher
p.sendMessage("Sending creeper to search Arena. Results: Creeper exploded the Arena when founded!"); //Arena not found
p.sendMessage("Sending Creeper to search Arena. Results: Creeper found Arena but wanted to play, now Arena is full!"); //Arena Full
p.sendMessage("Sending Creeper to search Arena. Results: Creeper found Arena but boosted the waiting time in Lobby, now Arena started!"); //Arena started
p.sendMessage("Sending Creeper to search Arena. Results: Catched Creeper before making crazy stuff. Sent the robot! Arena available. You are joining!"); //Arena Joinable
}

It would be very nice if you guys shared ironic messages too

 

wat

 

I guess 9gag would be more fitting, then (than (never get the right one)) bukkit.

 

This isn't a resource, this just sends messages that do nothing to a player.

 

Necrodoom This is just some random messages you can place them where you want it to be. I am just giving ironic message ideas.

 

Geekhellmc this isn't an actual plugin development resource then, sorry.

 

Necrodoom Didn't you read what is bold?

 

Geekhellmc Offtopic is your big deal.

 

Those messages aren't even funny..

 

Panjab The message don't have to be funny, just ironic, there is a difference

 

How are they ironic?

 

Geekhellmc Topic migrated!